About a year ago, a woman messaged me on Facebook.
She noticed my last name. She asked me if I knew who “Bill” was.
Why yes, I know who Bill is.
Bill is my dad’s brother. My uncle, if you will. However, he has never been in my life. He completely disconnected himself from my family when I was like 2 years old. Never knew him. Wouldn’t know him if I saw him.
So, I told her something like, “Yeah, I know Bill. But I don’t know anything about him. Here is my dad’s email… (I had asked my dad if I could give her his info beforehand)”.
Fast forward to now.
My “uncle” payed an unexpected visit to my house today. I wasn’t there. But anyway.
He left his (now ex) wife to marry this woman who messaged me a year ago.
I AM A MATCH-MAKER.
I HELPED WITH THIS.
I AM A HOME WRECKER.
I want them to pay me. They charge online for shit like this.
Anyway, they’re on a plane right now going back to California where they currently live.
WHY CAN’T I BE CLOSE TO HIM? I WANT TO GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA SO BAD.
My pathetic life.
Also, I am now officially a college senior.
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!?!??!